Obama's Spending Plans
David Bardallis details how Obama plans to revive the economy with a $100,000 trazillion gaquillion frijillion spending plan, which includes $43 nurpillion for job training, $89 bibblydefrillion for community reinvestment, $505 frappakrillion for infrastructure and public works, $732 hominavillion for health care and education, and $986 giggitysquillion for Goldman Sachs. Details at LRC.
Comments (9)
Do Blackwater and KBR remain on the payroll? They really need that $431 zitwillion.
Published: January 14, 2009 12:08 PM
Substitute some real numbers and this would be a legitimate news article! :)
Published: January 14, 2009 12:56 PM
Those numbers aren't nearly high enough.
Published: January 14, 2009 1:10 PM
Those are magic numbers, just like the reign of Mojo-joBama will be magical!
Published: January 14, 2009 2:55 PM
I hope the Zimbabwe Central Bank is reading this. They might want to jot those numbers down because at the rate they are going, they will need them.
Published: January 14, 2009 4:19 PM
Yeah, but new bureaucrats will be assigned the task of using the 'really big number' of counterfeited dollars efficiently!
We can 'hope!'
Then the bloated bureaucrats exclaims "Keep the change! (Now we know what was meant by 'change.') as it is dropped from a helicopter!
Published: January 14, 2009 6:00 PM
Only $43 nurpillion for job training? Why, they should transfer $5 bibblydefrillion from community reinvestment!
Published: January 14, 2009 6:48 PM
And there will go my diddlysquattillion.
Published: January 14, 2009 9:52 PM
Obama could read that exactly as written and the glassy-eyed cult would eat up every word of it.
Published: January 15, 2009 4:39 AM