The Official Raving Monster Loony Party

April 30, 2005 6:08 AM by Sudha Shenoy (Archive)

The above are one of the parties fighting the General Election in Britain on the 5th May. Their 'Manicfesto' is delightful, although some references are veddy British: http://www.omrlp.com/

A sample:

"All WMD’s (weapons of Mass Distraction) will be made highly visible so that we can find them."

"Any politician wanting to start a war will be shipped off to the country in question with a bag of conkers [chestnuts]. They can then conker the country themselves."