Breaking Rules

February 15, 2005 2:49 AM by Gene Callahan | Other posts by Gene Callahan | Comments (0)

While getting on the escalator at the London underground station tonight, I noticed a sign reading:

STAND ON THE RIGHT
HOLD THE HANDRAIL
NO STROLLERS
DOGS MUST BE CARRIED

Well, I was standing on the right, I was holding the handrail, and I certainly had no stroller. But I wasn't carrying a dog!

Luckily, no one noticed. But I'm thinking of getting something small – a rat terrier? – so as to avoid trouble in the future.

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